英語中有好多一語雙關(guān)的幽默句子，現(xiàn)在為大家摘錄一些常用幽默迷你句型，以供參考，據(jù)說是流傳甚廣的加菲貓語錄哦。

1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，畢竟有時(shí)還需要信用卡。

2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛動(dòng)物，因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?

3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節(jié)約用水，所以盡量和女友一起洗澡。

4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。

5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
每個(gè)成功男人的背后，都有一個(gè)女人。每個(gè)不成功男人的背后,都有兩個(gè)或更多。