① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡.
② One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應(yīng)該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃.
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節(jié)約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡.
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道.
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后,都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個.
⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結(jié)婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的,結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來.
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關(guān)名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關(guān)的親戚(聯(lián)系).
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養(yǎng).
⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會生出小孩.
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep. “現(xiàn)在的夢想決定著你的將來”,所以還是再睡一會吧.
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應(yīng)該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? 努力工作不會導(dǎo)致死亡!不過我不會用自己去證明.
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看著別人工作.
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地.
⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result! 兩個人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的,三個人才是!
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng),它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看.
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. 學(xué)的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多.